Campus Comedy

RD MARCH 1982

My two roommates were delighted when I purchased a pet parrot and moved him into our dormitory quarters. They were equally enthusiastic about taking turns teaching the bird how to talk. Over and over again, we repeated the words, “Hello, Baby. Want a kiss?” This had gone on for about an hour one day when a note was slipped under our door. An anonymous and perplexed individual had written: “We don’t know who you have in there, but why don’t you give up? He’s obviously not interested!”