Couple Skills

A husband and wife go to see a marriage counsellor. At the start of their session, the counsellor asks them what the problem is. The wife starts listing every issue the couple had ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on.

When she’s finally done, the counsellor gets up, embraces the woman, and kisses her passionately. The woman is stunned.

The counsellor then turns to the

husband and says, “That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?”

The husband thinks for a moment before he replies. “Well,” he says, “I can bring her here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.”