It’s Curtains For Him

After our Siamese kitten ran up our expensive curtains, snagging them, my wife took him to the veterinarian to have him neutered, hoping it would calm him down.

A few weeks later, my sister-inlaw brought her new boyfriend over to meet us. Before entering the house, she offered him this bit of advice: “Whatever you do, don’t touch the curtains.”

SUBMITTED BY JAMES BELL