THE GREAT TWEET OFF: PARENTHOOD EDITION

The parents of Twitter are keen to share the greatest joys of having children.

Hi, I’m a parent. You may remember me from such greats as ‘Repeating Myself’ and ‘Arguing over Shoes’ and ‘Stepping on Cereal’. @RODLACROIX

My daughter just asked me, “Do fish get thirsty?” and I have no idea what to say. @CROCKETTFORREAL

Blew my nose in front of my daughter and her friends today. Please respect her privacy during this difficult time. @SIMONCHOLLAND

What parenting books don’t teach you is that your child can simply look at objects and make them feel sticky. @CHHAPINESS 8 year old: *fights with her sisters* Me: All right, who started it? 8 year old: You did when you had so many kids. @XPLODINGUNICORN