WE LOVE DAD JOKES!

Thousands of British fathers recently battled it out in a competition that was no laughing matter to determine the nation’s best Dad joke. Stand-up comedian Mark Watson picked fatherof-two Austin May as the winner. MARK’S FAVOURITE ENTRIES WERE:

Why did the scarecrow get an

award? Because he was out standing in his field! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus! Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he didn’t see that well! I stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said, “Could you check my balance?” So I pushed him.

His balance wasn’t that great.

Someone has glued my pack of cards

together – I don’t know how to deal with it. What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.