THE GREAT TWEET OFF: APPEARANCE EDITION

Who knew the folks of Twitter had such a passion for fashion?

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, “Do one thing every day that scares you”. Today, I’m going jeans shopping.

@JAKE_ 40K

Since everyone laughs at the parents who wear pyjamas when they drop their kids off at school, I started sleeping in my gym clothes.

@STELLAGMADDOX

Every neck tattoo should read “I’m not getting the job, am I?”

@BAZECRAZE

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A DAD: 1. T-shirt from your team’s championship 20 years ago.

2. Tomato sauce and yoghurt stains.

3. That sweater with a half-zipper at the top.

4. Instead of ‘on trend’, your wardrobe is more ‘life’s end’.

5. Cargo shorts. Every. Single. Day.

@DAD_ON_ MY_ FEET