Talk About A Snow Job

Ukrainian police received an emergency call from a man who said he’d just stabbed his mother’s partner. The victim, the caller said, was showing no signs of life, and the police should hurry.

Oh, and bring a snowplough, because with all the snow it wasn’t possible to reach his house otherwise.

Police arrived and discovered that the alleged victim was fine and had never been attacked.

The call was a ruse by the man to have the road in front of his home ploughed for free.