JUST MONKEYING AROUND

My wife recently adopted a pet monkey. She’s already so fond of it that she’s suggested we let it sleep in our bed.

“But what about the smell?” I protested.

“Well, I’ve lived with it for 25 years, so I’m sure the monkey can put up with it,” she replied. SUBMITTED BY ANGIE BORODZICZ

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A chimp off the old block. Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a welldressed monkey on a bicycle?

A: Attire. @SCARYMOMMY

Q: Where do monkeys get their gossip?

A: Through the ape-vine. www.wideopenpets.com