I HATE OFFICE LINGO – AN ODE

When you say ping me I want to ignore you. It’s true. Bio break too. It makes me cringe. And if I’m being honest I don’t care about your ducks or the row they’re in. I don’t know what net-net means unless it’s being said by an excited tennis announcer. Come to think of it let’s not circle back or drill down or take a deep dive or take it off line or level the playing field or create action items and honestly I don’t care if this won’t scale and may I add that going forward I would like to park this project. And this job. I quit. Now. Sorry. I have a hard stop.