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Jokes Every Science Lover Will Appreciate

A photon walks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his bags. “No thanks, I’m travelling light.”

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

Nuclear physicists often have trouble concentrating on one project because they have too many ions in the fire.

Did you hear about the criminal photon that was arrested and sent to prism?

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