DAY ONE AND YOU’RE ALREADY THREE MONTHS BEHIND ...

CLIENT: You should have indicated a problem with the app sooner.

ME: It was only just made available to me to launch. As soon as I saw the problem, I flagged it.

CLIENT: But you should have looked for a problem sooner.

ME: I just saw it for the first time. I wasn’t involved with the project until now. You just hired me yesterday.

CLIENT: That’s not true. I sent you an email three months ago about it where I said I had found someone to make the app at a lower price. Remember?

ME: I think so. How’d that work out?