ON THE BRIGHT RIDE OF LIFE

Fill your tank up with our driving jokes.

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

I’ve never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.

nTwo dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a truck load of logs. One turns to the other and says: “He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there.”

I didn’t realise how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 metres, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”