THE GREAT TWEET-OFF: SPORTS EDITION

These tweets game to please.

“Toughen up!” I yell to my kids from the car as they shiver on the field at soccer training. @FUNNYISFAMILY

When I said I was a bad tennis player, I meant evil. @LEEMANNISH

My son’s high school soccer team has won only one game in two years, and it was to a team that wasn’t sure how many players should be on the field. @HOUSEWIFEOFHELL

“I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”. @RICKAARON

If I throw my son a tennis ball, he drops it. A rugby ball, he fumbles. But if I toss him a mobile phone, my man has a sick one-handed, no look. @SHRINKMEDIA