COW JOKES TO LIGHTEN YOUR MOO-D
These legen-dairy cow jokes should do the trick.
Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime. Buzzfeed.com
I’m looking now but I can’t see the cows at the moment, they must be camooflaged. @balatacarter
Q: Where do cows eat lunch?
A: In the calf-eteria. Thoughtcatalog. com
Q: Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?
A: Because the steaks were high. Thoughtcatalog.com
Q: What subjects are a cow’s favourite?
A: Moosic, psycowlogy and cowculus. @KtizoCrafts
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer. Reddit.