Matter Of Degrees

I am the office manager in a company. Most other employees have upper-level degrees. This happened one morning.

EMPLOYEE: “Do you have something that can make copies of this piece of paper?”

ME: “You can use the copy machine.”

EMPLOYEE: “Where is that?”

ME: “It’s the large black machine you are leaning on.”

EMPLOYEE: “Oh, boy. I don’t know if I can handle that. It looks complicated,” says the person with a Doctorate of Pharmacy.