INTERGALACTIC COMEDY
Space puns to gravitate towards.
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime!
Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.
Q: Why is every alien green when it lands on Earth? A: Atmospheric turbulence.