AP-PEELING BANANA JOKES FOR A BUNCH OF LAUGHS

What do you call a charismatic banana?

A banana smoothie!

Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?

Because he split!

What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your rear end?

A bananosecond.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met? Yellow, nice to meet you. From the internet