THE GREAT TWEET-OFF: FATHER KNOWS BEST

The dads of Twitter always have something to say.

My six year old loves bananas and loves pancakes, but when Daddy makes banana pancakes, I’m the “worst dad ever!” @DEVONESAWA

Last night my wife asked me to grab her keys out of her handbag. Instead I found three Tupperware lids, two socks and a third kid we didn’t know we had. @HOMEWITHPEANUT

You can’t break me, kid. My generation survived dial-up internet and texting on a flip phone. @GBERGAN

Have kids so you always have someone to tell you that your nose hairs need trimming while standing in checkout lines. @RODLACROIX

My car was making annoying squeaky noises. It stopped once I dropped off the kids. @CHHAPINESS