DON’T WORRY, BE HOPPY!
A man asks the waiter, “Do you serve frogs in this restaurant?” The waiter replies, “Of course we do, Monsieur.” Then the man takes a frog out of his pocket and says, “Good, my frog wants some soup!”
What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.
What type of shoe do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hoppera. mypunnybone.com