UNDER THE PUMP

● Petrol pumps are so much faster than they used to be. It used to take me two minutes to reach $50 but now I can do it in 30 seconds. Well done, garages!

● The bloke next to me on Pump 2 just put $10 worth of petrol into his car. Where does he think he is going? Pump 3?

SEEN ONLINE; KEEP LAUGHING FOREVER