WAND-ERFULLY FUNNY

Did you hear about the sickly magician with blisters and bad breath?

He’s a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A good magician’s assistant is hard to find.

They’re highly sawed after.

My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows.

I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian.

What do you call a magician who never stays in one place?

A wand-erer.

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.