Don’t Know Beans

I’ve never been interested in food and drink and definitely don’t know as much as the average person about it. Everyone thought it was hilarious when I got my first job in a café. Within the first week my boss asked me why I was taking so long to make a customer a white coffee and I explained it was because I couldn’t find the white beans.

I didn’t last long in the café and thankfully found a job much more suited to me. I still get teased about it over 20 years later.