A DOG’S LIFE

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A MAN spots a sign out­side a house that reads: ‘Talk­ing Dog For Sale’. In­trigued, he opens the gate and sees the dog sit­ting in the yard. So he walks over to the dog to strike up a con­ver­sa­tion.

“So, tell me what you’ve done with your life?” he asks the dog.

“Well, I’ve led a very full life,” the dog replies. “I lived in the alps res­cu­ing avalanche vic­tims. Then I served in the army. And now I spend my days read­ing to the res­i­dents of a re­tire­ment home.”

The man is flab­ber­gasted. He knocks on the door of the house, and when the dog’s owner opens it he asks: “Why on earth would you want to sell an in­cred­i­ble dog like that?”

The owner replies: “Be­cause he’s a liar! He never did any of that!” Kay Ni­enn, email

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