PASSING THE BATON
A NEW father is sitting down with his own father for a drink. His dad tells him: “Now that you’re a father yourself, it’s time I give you something.”
The new father replies: “Dad, you’re not talking about –” His father interrupts: “Yes. It’s time.” With this, he hands his son a copy of 1000 Dad Jokes, 6th Edition.
The new father is overcome with emotion. With a tear in his eye, he says: “Dad, I’m honoured.”
His father replies: “Hi Honoured, I’m Dad.”
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