Street Machine - - Lol - Bill Shock, email

SEV­ERAL men are in the locker room of a golf club, when a mo­bile phone on a bench rings. One of the men switches on the speak­er­phone to an­swer it, and ev­ery­one else in the room can’t help but lis­ten in. MAN: “Hello?” WOMAN: “Hi honey, it’s me; I just saw this beau­ti­ful coat in a shop win­dow. It’s only $1000 – is it okay if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you re­ally like it.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes deal­er­ship and saw the new 2018 mod­els. I saw one car I re­ally liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$108,000.” MAN: “Okay, but for that price make sure it comes with all the op­tions.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the mar­ket. They’re ask­ing for $980,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an of­fer of $900,000. They will prob­a­bly take it. If not, go an ex­tra $50,000 if you think it’s re­ally a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “Okay. I’ll see you later! You’re so gen­er­ous! I love you so much!” MAN: “You’re worth it. Bye!” The man hangs up, and all the other men in the locker room are star­ing at him in as­ton­ish­ment with mouths wide open. The man turns and asks: “Any­body know whose phone this is?”

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