EXTINCTION EVENT

THREE dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears.

“I can grant three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. “All right,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy piece of meat.”

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’s ever seen appears in front of him.

The second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

The third dinosaur is certainly not to be outdone by the second dinosaur, and cries: “I want a meatier shower!”

And that’s why dinosaurs no longer exist. Di Nosaw, email