A MAN dies and goes to heaven. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, St Peter is waiting for him. St Peter says he’s going to review the man’s life and then decide if he’s worthy of heaven.
St Peter looks through the book of this man’s life and says to the man: “Well, you haven’t really sinned, but it doesn’t look like you have done anything worthwhile either. Can you give me an incident in your life that would make you worthy to get into heaven?”
The man replies: “Well, I was driving my truck and I looked over and there was a gang of thugs attacking a woman. So I stopped my truck, got out and yelled to the thugs: ‘Hey, leave that woman alone! What kind of men are you, beating up on a helpless woman? Let’s see you take on a real man!”
“Well, that was really noble of you,” says St Peter. “And when in your life did this happen?” The man replies: “About 10 minutes ago.”
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