> GAG OF THE MONTH

CAR TROUBLE

THREE men die and go to heaven. God asks the first man: “Have you ever cheated on your wife?”

The man replies: “Five times.”

God gives him the keys to a Volkswagen Beetle. God then asks the second man the same question.

The second man replies: “Only twice.” God gives him the keys to a BMW E30i. God then turns to the third man and once again asks: “Have you ever cheated on your wife?”

The man replies: “Never. I would never do that.”

So God gives him the keys to a Ferrari F40.

A week later, the first two men are driving through heaven and they see the third man – the one who received the Ferrari – sitting on the ground crying.

One of the men asks him: “You all right, mate? Is something wrong with your Ferrari?”

The man replies: “No. I just saw my wife, and she was driving a Reliant Robin.”

Towne Byke, email