Street Machine



MY WIFE is an economist and I am an engineer. One morning I was watching my wife make her breakfast, and I noticed that she made way too many trips to the fridge to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you utilise the load maximisati­on principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimising total distance travelled?”

Well, she loved my suggestion and decided to put it into practice! So it used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast; now I do it in five.

U Doowit, email

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