Street Machine



THREE men are standing before the gates of heaven. All three were neither good nor bad in life, so the angel at the gates offered them the chance to be reincarnat­ed instead. All three men accepted.

They were told to run off the edge of a nearby heavenly cliff and say what they wanted to be reincarnat­ed as after they jumped off.

The first man ran, jumped off the cliff and yelled, “Hawk!” And he was reborn on earth as a hawk.

The second man ran off the cliff and yelled, “Snake!” He was reborn on earth as a python.

The third man jumped off the cliff, but as he did so he happened to look down, and yelled, “Crap!”

Izzy A Stoole, email

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