GAG OF THE MONTH

TESTING TIMES

I’VE just been through the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from those, I got tuberculosis, pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I then had diabetes and indigestion, as well as gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.

I don’t know how I got through it. It was the hardest spelling test I’ve ever had.

Howe D Pullthru, email