FREEDOM OF CHOICE

A CORRUPT politician is hit by a car and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St Peter. “We don’t see many politicians around here, so we weren’t sure what to do with you.

“However, we’ve decided we’re going to leave it up to you: spend one day in hell and one in heaven, and then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“But I want to be in heaven,” the politician protests.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

So St Peter escorts him to the elevator and