Street Machine



A CORRUPT politician is hit by a car and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St Peter. “We don’t see many politician­s around here, so we weren’t sure what to do with you.

“However, we’ve decided we’re going to leave it up to you: spend one day in hell and one in heaven, and then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“But I want to be in heaven,” the politician protests.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

So St Peter escorts him to the elevator and

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