GAG OF THE MONTH

SAVING HIS BACON

A FARMER had a three-legged pig. His neighbour asked him why the pig had only three legs.

“Well, one day I was ploughing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath,” the farmer recounted. “That pig ran for help. He saved my life.”

“Oh, that’s how he lost his leg?” the neighbour asked.

“No,” the farmer replied. “One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire. That pig woke us up and saved our lives!”

“So that’s how he lost his leg? “No, that wasn’t it,” the farmer replied. Exasperated, the neighbour demanded, “Then how did he lose his leg?

The farmer said, “Well, when you have a pig that good, you don’t eat him all at once!”

Lev Tovers, email