FIVE MORE SINS
THE ONLY CHARCOAL I’ve got in my house is for the barbecue or for sketching pictures of my wife. I’m not sure if either of these are ‘activated’.
I’D RATHER HAVE A PROPER LEMON MERINGUE PIE than a pretty deconstructed version that’s all crumbs of pastry, splodges of a lemony gel and blowtorched meringue.
THE FIRST TIME I ATE SILAJIT the menu promised it would open my third eye. It did – rather dramatically. I had a violently upset stomach for two days. I never knew the third eye was there.
I LIKE MY CARBS – even after 4pm.
I DON’T EAT SIX TIMES A DAY – even to me that seems like an awful lot. Although I suppose with snacking it’s possible. But wait a second, don’t we already have six designated meal times – breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, dinner, supper? Maybe they’re onto something after all.