Laugh it up

LOS ANGELES: Lady Gaga’s urine has been transformed into a perfume. The revelation comes after a recent visit to TV presenter Andy Cohen’s talk show. Apparently she couldn’t make it to the bathroom, so she peed in a dressingroom trash can. Cohen said later: ‘‘ And so I said to our PAs, ‘You guys, we gotta do something with Gaga’s pee. That’s a pop culture artifact. We could bottle that up’.’’ He added: ‘‘I have a PA named Ryan and he emailed me and goes, ‘Look, Gaga’s pee is going to go toxic.’ Not because it’s Gaga’s pee, but just pee goes toxic, apparently. But he found a recipe online where you can make it into something else using alcohol and stuff. ‘‘He made it into perfume. So, we have it in a pretty bottle. ‘‘I know, it’s kind of gross, but that is a pop culture artifact.’’ There’s no word about marketing opportunities.