OSCAR CAINER
This week, we have a few major cosmic ingredients amidst a seasoning of astrological pepper. The oven has been pre-heating since last week, when Mercury turned direct, and Venus moved into Scorpio. Now the temperature increases a notch or two: Pluto turns direct, ending the retrograde phase it began in April, and, on the same day, Mars joins it in Capricorn. Garnish this with the significant sun-Jupiter conjunction, and the universe is cooking up delicious delights!
Aries Mar21-Apr20
Earlier this month, when Jupiter entered your opposite sign, you experienced a distinct lightening of a previously dark mood. A shadow was hanging over you. A worry was growing ever more intense. Though things then eased up a little, they didn’t become entirely problem free… you’re still dealing with tricky challenges. One more of these will become much easier to cope with during the coming week. Stick with what you have started, and allow a little more time to pass. Mars moving into Capricorn will help you achieve what you’ve already set in motion. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Taurus Apr21- May21
You are good at enjoying the finer things. When life hands you a bowl of cherries, it feels, frankly, irresponsible not to feast merrily. Being able to appreciate opportunities offered to you is so much healthier than taking them for granted. So, it follows that begrudging others their moments of indulgence and luck isn’t a part of your repertoire. We’re all subject to fortune’s fickle whim. Don’t let superficial differences divide you from those who have something to offer this week. You have the chance to harmonise in a creative fusion. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Gemini May22-Jun22
Why not open the book on the last page? Or download a TV series and watch it backwards from the final episode? Why follow the story from the start? All you’re ever going to find out is “what happened,” so, surely, the sooner you make that discovery, the sooner you can move on? There. That illustrates the danger of trying to think too hard about what lies ahead for you now. We’re not at the end… we’re just at the start. As a newly direct Mercury marches forth again, stop projecting and enjoy the ride. It’s going to be a good week. Confused? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Cancer Jun23-Jul23
Very few people choose boiled brussel sprouts as their dream food. Yet many still make them a feature of the biggest meal of the year. Surely the reunification of families deserves to be celebrated with more than this unpopular vegetable? When you feast, surely you should indulge your taste buds with delight? Perhaps humble sprouts represent more than just a foodstuff. They are a boiled nod to tradition… a buttery connection to the collective. Appreciating traditional values, and sharing with others will make this week an enjoyable one. Uncertain? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Leo Jul24-Aug23
In the courts of ancient rulers, wise advisors helped reach the best decisions. Invariably, amongst this lofty community, there would be a “fool”. The job of the jester was to say what nobody else dared to say. Sometimes, they would just be funny. Sometimes, their humour would convey an understanding that all those other bright minds had managed to miss. A good sense of humour is like a good sense of intuition. Priceless. As your ruler, the sun, conjuncts the king of the zodiac, Jupiter, it’s important you value yours this week. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Virgo Aug24-Sep23
When the TV remote control goes “wonky”, we open the battery compartment and give those double-As a rub. Then everything seems fine again, but it won’t be long before you’re rewinding when you pressed fastforward, and bruising your thumbs as you try to select the DVD controls. The kiss of life that the battery rub provided is no longer sufficient, and power “transplant surgery” is required. This week, your life feels as if someone’s replaced your batteries. You’ll regain control, and effortlessly select from a long list of opportunities. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Libra Sep24- Oct23
Some subjects are not supposed to be funny. If people laugh when they’re raised, it’s the nervous laughter of apprehension, or the defiant laughter of the rebel. Most of us prefer protocol, doing what feels most appropriate; sticking with what seems right. A suggestion is being made that sounds rather “funny”, though not in the comedic sense. Should you feel offended or inspired? Well, there’s no law that says you mustn’t have a sense of adventure. And, as you prepare for a new moon and a Jupiter-sun conjunction, now’s the time for some excitement. Confused? Hear your in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Scorpio Oct24- Nov22
This week, with both your rulers making significant moves, you can feel a transition taking shape. You’ll be able to achieve more with less, be insightful without needing to micromanage, and your intentions will be understood without having to explain yourself. Recently, it has felt as though people weren’t hearing you clearly… messages have been missed or misunderstood. Now comes a chance to make up for lost time. The cosmic channels are clearing. It’s time to express your passion and ambition. Don’t underestimate the power at your fingertips. Uncertain? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21
Doctors shouldn’t diagnose themselves, astrologers ought not to read their own horoscopes. Our ability to act as a mirror to one another is one of life’s blessings. Though you may be feeling deflated about your progress, you just need to seek the opinion of someone who can see you from more of a distance. Their objectivity can give you a finer appreciation of your achievements. As the sun conjuncts your ruler Jupiter in Libra, you won’t have to look hard to find such an individual. And you’ll be delightfully encouraged by what they see. Worried? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Capricorn Dec22-Jan20
Bill Shakespeare wrote that, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” But no one comes out of the womb being able to paint like Dali or sing like Aretha. Right now, the cosmos has a couple of significant benefactors doting on you. You’re about to experience energy and excitement that has been missing for a while. Here comes some drive to match your ambition, and a hunger that makes your stomach as big as your eyes. Be as intense as you need to be, now is a time to be reborn with greatness. Anxious? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.
Aquarius Jan21- Feb19
Years ago, an Indian lawyer called Mohandas Gandhi led protests at a time of great injustice. He’s still revered today because of his determination to fight without violence. Even when sorely provoked, he wouldn’t let anger get the better of him. This week, as Jupiter conjuncts the sun, and Mars joins Pluto in Capricorn, you’ll discover that following his example may be the best way to help you get what you want… in the most morally meaningful way. There’s no question of failure, but you want to ensure that you have the right kind of success. Confused? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223..
Pisces Feb20- Mar20
Generosity is sometimes seen as weakness. But it takes great strength to be generous, for only the strong can afford to lend a helping hand whilst shouldering their own burdens. This week, though, you don’t need to be charitable to feel the influence of benevolence in your life. You may, in fact, be on the receiving end of a great gift. You’re certainly one of the benefactors of great cosmic bounty from the universe. And, no matter where this mysterious gift comes from, don’t question your worthiness of it. You deserve to share in the positivity it brings. Uncertain? Hear your unmissable, in-depth forecast: 1900 957 223.