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This week, we’ll discover the “Eek!” in the word “Eureka!” What feels like a moment of breakthrough may not be quite as simple as it first appears to be. But even though Mercury’s retrograde motion will bring us face to face with sticking plaster solutions, rather than more reliably solid plaster casts, it provides a chance to address issues that have been dogging us. By looking beyond the surface, digging deep, and allowing some time to reflect, it will yet prove to be a very constructive week.

Aries Mar21-Apr20

The great Terry Pratchett wrote “there are times in life when people must know when to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.” But the problem with this philosophy is that it doesn’t teach us much about when the “letting go” needs to be done. Difficult emotions have a way of sticking in our minds and hearts, and it’s these that we need to learn to rid ourselves from. As your ruler, Mars, leaves your opposite sign, while Mercury is retrograde, perhaps the time has come to forgive someone for a past wrong. Give yourself some good news with your forecast for 2018. Call 1900 957 223.

Taurus Apr21- May21

The word generosity sounds like the conflation of “generous” and “ferocity” to me. That’s almost certainly incorrect! But language and words are merely vehicles for expression. They’re only right if they convey the meaning they’re intended to make. As Mars changes signs, there’s a risk that you’ll exert pressure on someone through what you perceive to be an act of kindness. Though there’s nothing wrong with being proactive, you’re better off waiting for a distress call, than wading in without an invitation. Will 2018 be the year that your dreams come true? Find out. Call 1900 957 223.

Gemini May22-Jun22

How can you change someone’s mind? It’s tempting to overwhelm them with the power of your argument and submerge their doubts under a deluge of facts. But this will only create feelings of coercion. And, when you want someone to see things from your point of view, the last thing you want them to feel is resentment. So let them carry on drifting down their path. When the right time presents, you can gently guide them towards your way of thinking. Be the sun, not the wind this week, and your influence will be effective. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready. Call 1900 957 223.

Cancer Jun23-Jul23

As Mars changes signs, it reveals unrealised potential. It’s been lurking under the surface for a while, waiting for the right celestial conditions. You’re becoming a force to be reckoned with. You’re fizzing with unexplored inspiration and power. This week, if you think about an almost forgotten plan, you can revitalise your efforts to bring it to fruition. With Mercury retrograde, you’ll need to walk before you can run. But, as your confidence reappears, any doubts about your ability to succeed will fade into a memory. To find out about all the exciting possibilities 2018 has is in store. Call 1900 957 223.

Leo Jul24-Aug23

What brought you to this point? Was this the only road available? Was your planning flawless, or did you make a few wrong turns along the way? These sort of questions are inevitable now, as Mercury, in retrograde, prepares to conjunct your ruler, the Sun. But there is an alternative that deserves some consideration. Rather than being a problem, your present circumstances present a new reality that you’re just coming to terms with. This week offers an experience that will be of immeasurable value. Your new 2018 prediction is ready. I’ve got great news for you. Call 1900 957 223.

Virgo Aug24-Sep23

When we really want something, there’s very little we can do to change our own minds. Even when what we’re yearning for flies in the face of sense and reason. When we try to convince ourselves that there’s a better, more logical option, our emotions overrule our pragmatism. You may be a realist, but your emotions are powerful. So, if you’re finding it hard to disregard your feelings about something now, don’t! Just be honest with yourself. Then you’ll be able to strike a compromise between your heart and your head this week. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready. Call 1900 957 223.

Libra Sep24- Oct23

If the sky had fingers, it would be reaching down to gently rub your shoulders this week. As Mars leaves your sign, so too does a source of tension. When you’re in a state of relaxation, it’s hardly the time to compete in a triathlon though! You may notice that you’re energy levels are not as high as they’ve been. But easing off from a stressful situation is exactly what’s required. It will not only help you to see how far you’ve come, it will help you consolidate the ground you’ve gained. Give yourself a well-deserved break. I’ve prepared your forecast for 2018 and it’s packed with news! Call 1900 957 223.

Scorpio Oct24- Nov22

With your ruler Mars joining Jupiter in your sign, you are, at least temporarily, a god among mere mortals. You’ll find that other people are more than willing to acquiesce to your heart’s desires, and happy to be putty in your hands. This is a perfect week to explore a desire, or embark upon a great adventure. It’s worth checking that you’re clear that you really want to do whatever you decide to do, because however you decide to use your energy and luck now, there’s a chance that you’ll get more success than you bargained for! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. Give me a call: 1900 957 223.

Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21

Explaining your feelings is never easy. You’ve poured your deepest concerns into someone’s ear, but failed to elicit the response (or the interest) that you need. The problem is that we’re all so used to this kind of non-communication that it’s sometimes easy to assume that half-listening is the same as engaging in a meaningful way. And, rather than labour a point, we tend to shrug off the lack of interest, and keep our problems to ourselves. This week, though, if you try again, the chances are that you’ll hear the response you need. Will 2018 be the year that your dreams come true? Find out. Call 1900 957 223.

Capricorn Dec22-Jan20

You’re almost tempted to throw some coins down a wishing well. Or purchase fairy dust. But are these skilful ways to secure your happiness? Of course not! There are more practical things you can do; like taking your well-being into your own hands. You could try getting out and about and considering ways to make more of your current circle of friends and contacts. Mercury is retrograde, and many of the usual rules don’t apply. So challenge yourself by trying some unusual activities. This beats wishful thinking! Your prediction for 2018 is ready! Pick up the phone. Call 1900 957 223.

Aquarius Jan21- Feb19

Wisdom comes from surprising sources. While my son was off nursery, poorly and indulging in an episode of Transformers, I heard a line that stuck out like a sore thumb: “It’s not the winner of the first battle that matters, it’s the victor of the last that counts”. As Mars changes signs, with Mercury retrograde, you’re realising that success isn’t defined by a single encounter, and that progress is a meandering path. Don’t question the wisdom of making the journey. Events this week will prove that you’re on the right path. There’s great news in your new 2018 yearahead prediction. Call me 1900 957 223.

Pisces Feb20- Mar20

With Mercury retrograde, something controversial is in the air. Everywhere you turn, people are whispering, debating and arguing. Rumours are swirling and camps are forming. And you’re being pulled this way and that, by people trying to make you turn you to their side. Let them talk. You don’t need their half-formed thoughts or opinions. Although you might not have everything you wish for, you have wisdom in abundance – and that’s all you really need. This week, keep your own counsel. The only opinion that really matters is yours. Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. Give me a call: 1900 957 223.