THE PHONE THAT IS ALSO A FIDGET SPINNER.

The world is over. Thank you, good night. This product is described on Amazon as the world’s “slimmest mobile phone cum spinner” and costs about $23, so we know we’re dealing with a truly high-quality product here... As far as we can tell, it actually functions as a phone, including a micro-SIM, tiny one-inch display, SMS and Bluetooth functionality. However, from what we can deduce from the rather disgruntled customer reviews online (of which there are only a few, but we doubt many people would have spent their cash on this gadget to begin with), you have to pair it with a smarter phone to actually make it work. It comes in a handful of colours, including blue, red, black, gold and pink, and — oh, and did we mention it’s also a fidget spinner? The middle of the phone rotates on its axis, meaning you can presumably have a spin while you’re on the phone to your aunt who’s telling you of her second marriage breakup for the umpteenth time. It’s lightweight and the size of your credit card, but at this point, those features are hardly bonuses. Please don’t buy this thing.