Kitty Keeper Cat Collector

THE CAT GAME OF THE MONTH.

THE PREMISE OF being able to adopt hundreds of cats might make some of our readers baulk in terror, but your humble reviewer adores cats — digital or otherwise — so surely this title would be right up her alley. Alas, the prospect of making friends with 5,000 cats across a series of different rooms and environments wasn’t enough to really dig in the claws. You are in charge of Montgomery Manson and it’s your duty to turn this otherwise useless house into the perfect sanctuary for all of your furry friends. You do this by providing your cats with everything they could ever want — mostly human furniture that they will claim (sofas, pool tables, pianos, book shelves and Christmas trees), but also some very cat-centric things like radiators, cardboard boxes and indoor cat condos. You can get by without dipping into microtransactions, thankfully, although you will receive prompts. The cats you can adopt are cute and varied, but at the end of the day, we didn’t really get any enjoyment out of playing this game. In fact, we felt immensely guilty, especially when, while playing, we couldn’t give our actual real pet cat the attention she deserves. Probably best left for people who don’t have a cat and think caring for one is as simple as buying them 10 catshaped sofas and helping them to play on their toy turntable...