ÖRING PLUS THE STRETCHABLE SEXUAL HEALTH WEARABLE.

OK, so you might have heard of connected ‘fun’ devices before, and that app probably contains a whole range of settings for vibrations and other stuff, right? Yes and no. While it certainly can customise your ÖRing Plus with your perfect setting, it also has a lot of monitoring tech on board. Not only will it track your performance, it can monitor your heart rate, SpO2 levels (that’s the amount of oxygen in your blood), thrust count, duration and calories burnt. Yeah, this is basically a fitness device for your John Thomas. The creators have kindly made the device wireless to charge and also “quiet enough for use even when your roommate is home”. Did we mention there’s an anonymous ranking table in the app that pits you against other users? Eeeh.