OUR FIRST LOOK AT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG’S LIVE-ACTION MOVIE HAS RAISED SOME QUESTIONS

WE COUNT AT LEAST FOUR UNSETTLING CHANGES TO SONIC’S APPEARANCE.

We currently live in a reality where Soulja Boy is selling bootleg consoles and a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie is being brought to you by people who worked on The Fast and the Furious franchise and Deadpool. This morning, Paramount Pictures unveiled a glimpse of what Sega’s timeless mascot will look like in the upcoming movie - and people are, in a word, unhappy. See Sonic’s new look for yourself via this animated poster of his silhouette. His horrible, horrible silhouette.