FLOWTIME: BIOSENSING MEDITATION HEADBAND

THIS HALO EARNS YOU ENTRY TO THE PEARLY GATES OF MEDITATION MASTERS.

$154 | www.facebook.com/flowtimeheadband/ If you’ve always known you were better than others at meditation, but never had any hard evidence to prove how much more spiritual you are, then you’ll be at-one with the arrival of Flowtime. Flowtime uses electrodes to measure brainwave intensity to quantify just how good at ‘ohm-ing’ you are and it’ll give you the facts (that you can then inflate) to compare with others to see who spent the longest time in Delta. This headset also provides the perfect excuse to segue into conversations about your brainwaves and affords more opportunities to chastise strangers, cornered colleagues, or estranged family members for being ignorant enough to not know the ideal durations for Gamma and Theta brainwave meditation.