Primal Life Organics V3 Real White Teeth

This RGB setup is designed for your mouth.

US$499 | primallifeorganics. com/collections /led-whitener/

Want pearly white teeth? Well ditch the toothpaste and all the hogwash your accredited dentist or medical doctor tells you and take a read of the super legit for-profit website naturalteethwhiteners.com (that was sarcasm for anyone here who thinks Bill Gates invented the coronavirus). Featuring all the trappings of a parasitic pyramid scheme this V3 Real Teeth Whitening System says it’s red and blue LEDs in the mouthguard make your teeth whiter after 15 minutes. Gosh, imagine what 15 hours over an RGB keyboard could do.