Degree in tea?

Years ago, my sister and I were looking through the newspaper, to see what jobs were vacant. We came across an ad from a solicitor’s office looking for a qualified and accredited

Tea Lady. We laughed and I decided to ring. In my poshest English accent, I told the person, I had a degree in Teaology from a certain University in London. He was so impressed, he immediately asked me to come in the next day so he could meet me – but of course I never went!

A Megahey, Killarney Vale, NSW