HOT AIR

My neighbour’s airconditioner condenser unit is so loud I can’t sit and relax outside when it’s running. I’ve approached him about it and he couldn’t care less.

Fed up, McGraths Hill, NSW

It’s been so hot this summer that my daughter Uvula has her status set to ‘In a relationship with the air conditioner’ and my friend Dolores is feeding her chooks crushed ice to stop them laying hard-boiled eggs. I’d like to invest in a new air-con, but at my age I don’t even buy green bananas. Cash for earplugs.