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am only 25-year­sold and my hair is re­ced­ing and I have a bald patch. Do I hold on to what lit­tle hair I do have or should I shave it off? N.L., Col­lege Park A I re­ally hope you are not fe­male. In which case I’d sug­gest you seek med­i­cal ad­vice. But maybe you should do that in any case. I think there are tablets for this sort of thing. The fact that you are headed the way of the snooker ball sounds fairly in­evitable. It’s writ­ten in your genes. Sure, you can in­ves­ti­gate spray on hair, Ad­vanced Hair, Ro­gaine, a com­bover, a com­bun­der or a dirty great toupee (can you imag­ine?). But there’s prob­a­bly not much you can do to stop this fact of life, the in­evitable, cruel march of time. So as Chop­per Read would say: drink a cup of ce­ment and har­den up, sun­shine. Go for the buzz cut and em­brace the style. If you’re oth­er­wise fit and awe­some, peo­ple won’t re­ally no­tice. There’s noth­ing so ick as a 25-year-old with a grand­fa­ther slick. Have you seen Prince Wil­liam lately? Send your ques­tions to saweek­[email protected]

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