As a bloke, I have a genetic predisposition to ignore instructions on how to put things together. It's led to a few problems, I admit.
That’s why I am indebted to Nathan Davies for his article today on how to assemble kit furniture, and stay sane, in nine easy steps. Every man should read it. (Or, at least, the instructions).
Also inside today we have Katie Spain literally lifting the lid on the people behind South Australia’s favourite mascot costumes.
It turns out they all really love their secret lives as dancing termite, FruChoc, Frog Cake and Claude "Curls" Crow. And no, we didn’t deliberately omit Port Adelaide’s Tommy "Thunda" Power. The club preferred to keep his identity a secret.