The Advertiser - SA Weekend - - UP FRONT - Roy ec­cle­ston

As a bloke, I have a ge­netic pre­dis­po­si­tion to ig­nore in­struc­tions on how to put things to­gether. It's led to a few prob­lems, I ad­mit.

That’s why I am in­debted to Nathan Davies for his ar­ti­cle to­day on how to as­sem­ble kit fur­ni­ture, and stay sane, in nine easy steps. Ev­ery man should read it. (Or, at least, the in­struc­tions).

Also in­side to­day we have Katie Spain lit­er­ally lift­ing the lid on the people be­hind South Aus­tralia’s favourite mas­cot cos­tumes.

It turns out they all re­ally love their se­cret lives as dancing ter­mite, Fru­Choc, Frog Cake and Claude "Curls" Crow. And no, we didn’t de­lib­er­ately omit Port Ade­laide’s Tommy "Thunda" Power. The club pre­ferred to keep his iden­tity a se­cret.

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