Julia Morris

gives her hilarious hacks for life in Julia Morris Makes It Easy (HarperCollins), The best advice I ever

received was … if you want to lose weight, shut your mouth. My go-to hack is … Piers Morgan. One of the biggest in the business. The best perk of being

a celebrity is … having someone lift your food to your mouth. My friends would say

I’m … a piece of work. I haven’t returned a call since 2001. I rst realised I could make people laugh

when … I’d balance beer bottles on my choosies in nightclubs. These days I can store beer bottles under them. The one thing that makes my blood boil is … menopause… what the f#$% did you just say? My guilty pleasure is …

ignoring skin care. Some days the skin on my face looks like a lamington. You’d be surprised to know … I’m not in my 20s. In the movie of my life I’d like to be played by…

Taika Waititi.