Zodiac forecasts

I am often asked if it is true that Earth’s magnetic field is shifting and the North and South poles will soon swap positions with potentially devastating consequences. I’ve heard conflicting opinions. Having carefully considered many charts of future alignments, I see no sign of the world ending anytime soon! But I’ve always felt that to properly understand this issue, I should consult a geophysicist. By chance, I met one last week! Tomorrow I’ll tell you what he told me. Don’t forget, if you’d like a free trial of my new Astro-Alerts system, visit www.cainer.com/free

aries

Mar 20 – Apr 19

A tendency to prevaricate is hardly a trait of your sign. To be born under Aries is to be a go-getter, a self-starter, a mover and a shaker. Or so at least the textbooks tell us and how could they possibly be wrong? Yet even the most highly motivated, dynamic, determined individuals, have their preferences and prejudices, their pet hates and abhorred chores. The equinox is a traditional time to rebalance whatever is out of kilter. You now must do what you probably should have done long ago. That won’t be too hard. Celebrate the Equinox! For great news, call 1900 950 020.

gemini

May 21 – Jun 20

We swing too freely from one extreme to another. We don’t just accept the need for change, we embrace it as if it were a dream lover or a religion to which we have been converted. After a degree of initial resistance, the light of recognition dawns in our eyes and we pursue our new path with twice the zeal and commitment that we previously gave to our old one. Yet this can cause us to abandon much that we might be far wiser to hang on to. Just before you decide to change everything today, try changing one small thing. The powerful Equinox brings news for you! Call 1900 950 020.

leo

Jul 22 – Aug 22

They say ‘it is better to be wise than to be right.’ When I first heard this, I was slightly taken aback. What does that mean? How can it be wise to be wrong? Well, perhaps it can’t be. But nor can it be right to hold on too tightly to a sense of invincibility and infallibility. Just consider what happens when there is a clash between two individuals who are each convinced that their own view is unassailable. The only victor can be the one who is smart enough to give way and avoid the waste of energy. Be big enough today, to be small. Your latest light-shedding forecast is ready! Call 1900 950 020.

libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Do bad things happen to good people? Sadly, once in a while, they do. They happen to bad people just as often, if not much more frequently. But even if those bad people don’t know they deserve this, the rest of us do! Whereas good people, rightly, can’t understand why it has happened to them. Now, you could argue that it is bad to divide the world into good and bad, and thus anyone who does this must be a bad person! But good and bad are relative terms. What looks bad to you today, may yet turn out to be good. Celebrate the Equinox! For great news, call 1900 950 020.

sagittarius

Nov 20 - Dec 20

Saturn is back in your sign. So far, at least, you seem to be surviving! That’s encouraging given the unnecessarily negative remarks that some of my colleagues have lately been making. They have been filling their columns with daunting statements about the way in which this planet can impose structure and seriousness, even on folk born under a sign as light-hearted as yours. That just goes to show how little they know about Saturn and about Sagittarius! You have just begun one of the most constructive phases of your life. The powerful Equinox brings news for you! Call 1900 950 020.

aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 17

Happiness is not some elusive butterfly that we pursue at our peril, never truly expecting to trap it in our net and then pin it in our collection. If, indeed, we ever catch and capture our heart’s desire, we must be careful. Happiness is a living breathing thing. The moment we turn it into a badge of honour, it becomes an abstract idea. Yet a deep, genuine, feeling is somehow more concrete and more real than any theoretical accomplishment, even if it must be renewed from moment to moment. Let joy come naturally to you today. Your latest light-shedding forecast is ready! Call 1900 950 020.

taurus

Apr 20 – May 20

Many of us, it seems, are too busy doing things to get anything done! We become living proof of the veracity of that old phrase: can’t see the wood for the trees. Our to-do list grows ever longer. Yet we don’t stop to consider whether we still actually need to do it! Or whether, indeed, we ever needed to. The current cosmic climate reflects the equinoctial impulse to balance out much that has been askew. In your life that may mean worrying less about winning a game and thinking more about whether this is the right game to play. Your latest light-shedding forecast is ready! Call 1900 950 020.

cancer

Jun 21 – Jul 21

If I were to say that I did not know what your day had in store, you would not be impressed. You’d think, what’s the use of an astrologer who can’t supply that service? You’d be entitled to this view but you’d be wrong to extend that idea and turn it against yourself. Since when have you been obliged to know everything? Who expects this of you? And if it is what you expect of yourself, isn’t that unreasonable? In conceding today that there is something that you don’t understand, you take a big step towards understanding it! Celebrate the Equinox! For great news, call 1900 950 020.

virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Why does Mercury turn retrograde with such regularity? Does it need to do this so often? Your ruler’s changes of direction are unpopular with many. People frequently groan when they hear that it is retracing its path in the sky once again. But this phenomenon gets a lot of unfair blame. It stands accused of creating far more trouble than it is actually capable of. In its propensity to be misunderstood, it has something in common with you! If or when tension arises today, it will be linked to a misunderstanding that can be cleared up. The powerful Equinox brings news for you! Call 1900 950 020.

scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

I’d offer to tell you a story but I’d hate to join the throng. You seem surrounded by folk who have tales to tell and explanations to offer. They have all got a spin to put on a situation. ‘This is good because of that.’ Or, ‘That is bad because of this.’ If you haven’t really noticed how much this is going on, it may be because you are so busy formulating a narrative of your own that you can hardly even hear what else is being said. Yet somewhere in the kaleidoscope of views, opinions and ideas, the truth will out. The truth will out today. Your latest light-shedding forecast is ready! Call 1900 950 020.

capricorn

Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

Have you been wasting your time? Have you lined up the wrong targets, overlooked opportunities and become distracted by diversions? Well, you are a Capricorn. It is only natural for you to entertain such fears from time to time, but they are groundless. No matter how many dour or doomy pictures you may feel inclined to paint, your outlook is deeply encouraging. Following intuition more accurate and powerful (if less easy to understand) than intellect, it turns out you have been barking up the right tree. Celebrate the Equinox! For great news, call 1900 950 020.

pisces

Feb 18 - Mar 19

Every student astrologer soon learns about the ‘self-fulfilling prophecy’. Much though we may all need to grasp the essence of each zodiac sign and the meaning of each planet, this information is of precious little use to us without a proper appreciation of that principle. If someone happens to believe that they are due to have a bad day, they will probably have one, even if the cosmos is showering them with positive opportunity. Where in your world is a needless negative whisper coming from? Ignore it today. The powerful Equinox brings news for you! Call 1900 950 020.