HAVE A LAUGH

A DOG walked into a butcher’s shop and presented $10 note and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please”.

Amazed, the butcher took the money and gave a bag of chops to the dog which it gently took in its mouth. As the dog left, the butcher closed his shop and proceeded to follow the dog.

The butcher watched him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop.

The dog checked the timetable and sat down to wait. When a bus arrived, he walked around to the front and checked the number, then boarded the bus. Awestruck, the butcher followed. After awhile the dog pushed the “stop” button, got off the bus when it stopped and proceeded down a pathway. The butcher followed him. The dog ran up to a house and dropped his bag on the veranda.

He scratched at the door, barked and howled until a man opened the front door.

The man yelled at the dog until the butcher ran up yelling, “Stop! What are you doing? This dog is a genius!”

The man responded, “Genius? I don’t think so. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”

WHILE working at a pizza parlour, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into four pieces or six.

He thought about it for some time then said, “Just cut it into four pieces. I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces.”